DAILY COMMUNICATION : ARROUND THE TOILETTE

 

Around the Toilet

 

Prayer for entering the toilet

بسمك اللهم انى اعو ذبك من الخبث والخبائث

Prayer for getting out from the toilet

غفرانك الحمدلله الذى اذهب عنىالاذا وعافانى

                                                                                        

I wanna (want to) take a pie.                   : Aku kebelet pipis.

I really wanna take a shit.                        : Aku kebelet ee pisan.

Will you accompany me to

go to the toilet, please!                            

                                                                   : Anterin aku ke toilet donk!

By all means. Let go there.                     : Dengan senang hati. Ayo!

By the way, I wanna do the same!          : Ngomong-omong, aku juga kebelet kok.

Uuh, I can't keep it any longer.               : Aduh, dah ga tahan lagi nich.

Anybody inside?                                      : Ada orang ga di dalam?

Who is inside the toilet?                          : Siapa nich?

Hurry up please!                                       : Buruan doongk!

 

Please give me away!                              : Aduh, liwat ya!

(Let me pass through!)

Sorry, I’m here in line first.                    : Eeh, aku yang ngantri duluan kok.

Queue up, please!                                     : Antri doonk!

(Stand in line please!)

Don't break the line!                                : Jangan nerobos aja!

I'm first, please!                                        : Aku duluan ya!

O.K., but don't take it too long!              : Ya lah, tapi jangan lama2 ya!

Oh no, it's my turn.                                  : Eeeh, giliran ku nih.

No, I'm first!                                             : Gak, aku duluan!

 

Where is the deeper? I can't find it.       : Mana sih gayungnya? Ga ada nich.

The tap is broken. It won't work.           : Kerannya rusak.  Dah ga berfungsi.

The water tub is also empty.                   : Mana bak airnya kosong lagi.

 

Oh my God. What a bad smell!              : Ya ampun, baunya??!

Ooh shit! Somebody left the shit away. : Sialan! Ada yang beol ga disiram nih.

What a jerk he is!                                     : Tolol banget dia!

 

Thank God, I'm relieved now!      : Alhamdulillah, LEGA SIKI! PLOOONK!!

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